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Funny status – Funny Whatsapp status – Funny status messages

Funny status – Funny Whatsapp status – Funny status messages

Large numbers of people are using whatspp
these days and even number of people is increasing every day. As so many people
are using the whatsapp, more people are searching for their status and display
picture. Such cool and funny whatsapp statuses are preferred by most users.
Currently, there are few people who keep built-in whatsapp status lines as
their whatsapp status.

Funny status - Funny Whatsapp status - Funny status messages
Funny status – Funny Whatsapp status – Funny status messages

Funny status

  • When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
  • Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing ?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different..”
  • I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  • The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  • Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
  • It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
  • Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
  • When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
  • I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
  • Don’t get a man(woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
  • Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
  • 3 AM my cell is ringing…hey there you asleep??  No I’m Skydiving.
  • I am a ninja, no, you are not. Did you see me do that? Do what? “Exactly”.
Keeping such funny whatsapp status is cool
thing. And keeping such funny whatsapp status shows you as funny by heart.
Funny whatsapp status also shows the fun in your nature and people like such
funny/ frank behavior. Funny statuses are mostly written by people and are kept
for longer time of period. If you like fun and jokes then you should go on
keeping such funny whatspp status. There are various types of funny whatsapp
status which can be set as whatsapp status.

Some funny quotes can be kept as whatsapp
status and make them funny whatsapp status. For making your whatsapp status as
funny status, you can add several funny smileys along with some cat-smileys. Also
some of the cute animals can be used in your whatsapp status to make it funny.
Also some one-liners stating your personality and behavior can also be kept in
a way such that it look funny and not hurt anyone.

Funny Whatsapp status

  • I like when you smile, but I love it when I’m the reason.
  •  The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
  • You have the perfect face for radio.
  • Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.                                                      
  • Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
  • You look like a before picture.
  • I was pro life before I met you.
  • Yeah you’re really pretty, pretty stupid.
  • Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
  • I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉
  • Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
  • A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
  • Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 
  • Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛
  • I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
  • Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
  • Only brain is works more…if you use it more.
  • Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?
  • Only you can work better.
  • Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl.
  • Brains are wonderful, why don’t have everyone.
  • Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
  • Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
  • my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
Certain digits and clock gestures along
with hand gestures can be used in your whatsapp status and then make it look
funny. Using several funny dialogues from famous movie is also interesting
idea. Such famous funny lines are remembered by everyone and reminds all to
such amazing movies. Other than movie, dialogues from famous serials and plays
are also widely used by whatsapp users. There are so many funny songs’ from
where we can choose several funny lines and keep them as our own whatsapp
status.

Also there are so many other unique ideas
for making funny whatsapp status. You can even write your status including some
digits or clock smileys and make it funnier. Using such digits from whatsapp it
very good idea. You can play with numbers and keep such whatsapp status
regarding number one etc. and make it funny. Cute animal’s smileys can also be
used in your status. Along with cute animals, other girl-boy and girly smileys
can also make your whatsapp status look funny.

Funny status messages

If you are boy then use such men smileys
using gun, knife etc. and make your whatsapp status more significant. If you
are girl then you may use other smileys like bright colored nail-polish,
dresses look, lipstick, hair styles etc. smileys in your whatsapp status. Using
such smileys is also good way for making your funny whatsapp status.

Having such funny whatsapp status makes you
look different and your friends will go on asking you for more of such funny
whatsapp status. Do share such funny whatsapp status and make more fun
everywhere you go. 

  • No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
  • You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
  • Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
  • I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  • I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
  • 80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
  • If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
  • Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
  • That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
  • Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
  • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 
  • Hey there whatsapp is using me.
  • We become what we think about.
  • Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails.  Explore, Dream, Discover.
  • Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
  • Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.
  • Quiet people have the loudest minds.
  • Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
  • Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  • I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
  • I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
  • I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  • There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation
  • If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
  • Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
  • No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
  • Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
  • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛
  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  • People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
  • Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy
  • Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo
  • I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  • God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
  • There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
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